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I need to read that short story about Shakespeare flunking a class about his own works.


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#issac asimov #shakespeare

How the hell did I get whooping cough? No one else I know has it. Ugh I had to go to the emergency room last night because the cough I’ve had for a week just keep getting worse and worse. At least I’m on antibiotics now. Which is making me cough up green mucus stuff and that’s kinda gross.

But according to the doctor who diagnosed me, pertussis has been making a comeback lately. The information the doctor gave me on it says that it’s “highly contagious”. So if any of you people get a nasty dry cough that sticks around a whole, even if you don’t feel feverish or anything, you really should go to the doctor.

Warning though: the antibiotics alone were $40.99 without insurance. But it’s probably best to bite the bullet and pay that.


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#whooping cough #pertussis #being sick is the worst

I’m watching the newest episodes of OUAT. All I can say is: W T F ?!?! And I thought last season was fucking weird.


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#ouat #little bo peep fucking seriously? #and was that the wizard's hat from fantastia? #what drugs are the writers on?

fluffalos:

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#funny #jeremy renner

deducecanoe:

8m57w6:

ashtonjpage:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT


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#funny #cute #school

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

strangeparticles:

shredsandpatches:

arcadiaego:

#inspired by a post on gallifrey base which made me realize #that it doesn’t matter if the doctor pushed the droid or the droid jumped #the droid was determined to stay alive and reach the promised land #then the doctor planted the idea of death in his mind #it was the doctor either way

The other lesson we can take from this is that you do not fuck with pointy-faced Scotsmen. THEY WILL END YOU.

Reblogging for excellent commentary and tags.

Scottish Doctor are known for their powers of manipulation and formidable eyebrows

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#doctor who

legalmexican:

only airline I take

(Source: sneakymonster)


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#agreed

(Source: aidn)


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#funny #whoops

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts


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#funny #well then

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#space #photography

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#photography

ascerel:

wait how did that happen, I was going to go to sleep, suddenly Roxy??? ack

otoh I drew Roxy. so. no regrets


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#homestuck
guyplayfair said:
If you could hug any Doctor Who writer, which one would you hug? I think personally I would go for Robert Shearman, he looks cuddly and that beard would probably feel nice rubbing on your head. Russell T Davies also looks quite huggable but his propensity towards suits and lack of facial hair might not make it as pleasurable as Mr Shearman.

neil-gaiman:

I would like to hug all the women who have written for Doctor Who since 2008. All of them! I would start with…

What, nobody?  That can’t be right…. (goes off, puzzled).


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#neil gaiman

kyleehenke:

what the

is this the nightmare before christmas


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#funny #I wanna try that

dem-hartbig-feelz:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

omf

(Source: hydrangea7)


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#funny